Deep-Fried Cookies.
A few down days in Ohio, have led to confectionery experimentation.

You’ll need:
- Vat of scalding hot oil (around 375°F)
- Chilled cookie dough balls slightly smaller than golf balls
- Pancake batter
Then you:
- Dip the cookie dough balls in the pancake batter
- Drop them into the vat of oil (WATCH YOUR FINGERS!!!)
- Remove with a slotted spoon after 20 seconds or so. Roll them on to a tray lined with paper towels
Enjoy this delectable confection, as you watch your spare tire grow exponentially.
Mañana, Manhattan.

One week ago today, a midwestern grain company flew me to their headquarters. As you know, I’ve been pursuing a career in commodity trading for over a year.

Amazingly enough, they asked me to join their grain merchandisers.
(Thank you, Miss J for the congratulatory botanical treat)

Yes, this means leaving the City of twenty-four hour falafels.

But I couldn’t say “goodbye” to this little burg without riding the subways once more, and going out for a final “hurrah?”
Can you see ze ratt?

My naked apartment. Thanks for the memories, seventy-eighth and second.

The semantics of packing and uprooting a home are always difficult.

Sayonara, little island. We shall meet again.
Meanwhile, we’re taking
The Commentary
elsewheres.







